AISubs v3.7
Yume-san!
*cough*
You sneezed.
You're annoying!
That guy...
You should've just sucked it up with your tongue.
Panama...
What? Panama?
Panama...
*scream*
Panama...
So...
What we did was...
At first, Yume-maru was sucking up to me in the bathroom.
There's a lot of conversations like this.
Especially in this area.
It's like a manga.
We'd talk about things that can't possibly happen and end with a laugh.
But it's so common.
I thought I'd make it into a video.
For real?
I'm really happy about that!
Is that true?
Especially because Yume-maru went to Toshinitsu and Toshinitsu laughed with me.
When you're talking, you have a video in your head and you're laughing.
You can see that.
Wow...
Out of everything I've done, I'll try to recreate it and show it to you.
Toshinitsu is on my computer right now.
I want to upload a video today.
*snoring*
You know what I want to do?
What? Really?
My hands are stretched out.
*snoring*
I'll do it like that.
You did a collaboration video with Nanako-chan, right?
Yes, I did.
With that crazy guy.
What was it again?
You brought a manhole and did it.
What was it again?
You know...
You brought a manhole and did Nanako-chan like...
And you went like...
And you sang "Terminator" like...
How did you do it like that!?
You did it like "psssh"
And you were like "How'd you know?"
How'd I know!?
I'm glad you understand.
There's seriously a lot of stuff like this.
There's only stuff like this.
We're just talking about normal stuff.
I wonder what we're talking about.
You can't just think about it.
When we were planning this meeting, I said "what were we doing?"
But a few seconds later, I couldn't think of anything and just came out.
The moment I dropped my afro and fell down...
My afro fell off.
It grew.
There's definitely a lot of stuff like this.
If you can think of anything right now, what would you like to remember?
If I remember...
I'll get beat up and my face will turn and fly somewhere.
It's like you are eating something you didn't like before.
*makes noises*
You're doing a good job.
WHOA!
*laughs*
*splash*
*drinking*
*moans*
*drinking*
*moans*
*splash*
*drinking*
Your arms are too long.
I'm not sure if it's okay for you to have such long arms.
It's about the same size, so I think it's about 170cm.
Maybe not all of them are 100cm.
I don't like it that much.
That's true.
LOL
If you're a normal 1cm human being, you can see it right there.
We're like...
DAAAAMN!
LOL
DAAAAMN!
It's a video, you can't say anything about it!
That's how it is, right?
Yeah, that's how it is.
It might be true.
It might be true!
Hello, I'm Tetsuto.
I'm Shimaido.
Nice to meet you.
So...
Today is...
Today is terrible.
It's been hot lately, hasn't it?
It has, hasn't it?
It was hot last summer, hasn't it?
It has, hasn't it?
Even though we're talking from such a distance...
I want to look back and say...
I want to look back and say... "Hey!"
Do you have anything you want to say?
No, I think I'd better not say it.
Huh?
Okay...
Hey...
Um...
Huh?
If you've seen it in a manga or anime...
You've said it, haven't you?
Yeah, I did.
I opened the door and...
Someone was running towards me.
LOL
It's "moumoumou"!
"moumoumou"!
It's "moumoumou"!
Oh!
Good morning!
You're "kiusan" now...
When you wake up in the morning...
LOL
I'm "kiusan"!
But you're not funny at all...
You're just a funny guy on TV...
LOL
You're just a funny guy on TV...
Okay, hello!
I'm "kiusan"!
Today, I'd like to tell you...
One of the best "Question Gag" of "Kriti"!
Nowhere in the world...
But if you smile...
You're close friends!
Hitcher! Small World!
You stick out and walk.
LOL
LIVE
About walking, walking, moving...
About walking, walking, moving, moving...
About walking, walking, walking, moving...
My tear is overflowing!
By the way, if you had to rate a movie "Z", which one would you rate the most?
"ZEN-SAN"!
I see. "ZEN-SAN" is the best.
"ZEN-SAN"!
"ZEN-SAN" is very popular.
"ZEN-SAN" is better.
"ZEN-SAN" is cool.
"ZEN-SAN" is me!
We can make it at "KONATAKA".
Did you see it?
Hello?
What?
Hey, turn on the speaker.
That guy's laziness will stop.
Hello?
Hey, Siri!
Turn on the speaker!
It's said that you can say everything with your mouth.
For example, there is a place where there is no camera now.
It is said that such an era will come.
Because music and electricity can be done now.
I want AC to be installed in my car.
AC!
Carpet!
You're over!
It's over now!
Are you okay?
What's going to happen?
I'm really desperate and about to cry.
I'm about to cry white tears now.
I'm editing and crying at the end.
Wow!
The world of the Internet is fun!
Internet surfing!
I couldn't get out of there for a moment.
I closed my computer and it was over.
My life.
It's over.
Is it over?
It's over.
(breathing out and in and out)
I'm in a coma, but I'm trying to get out of that analog TV and get involved in the world of the Showa era.
I was actually an albatross.
That's actually a development of civilization.
Oh, that's quite a time slip, isn't it?
It's like a loop system.
That's right, it is.
So, what you've just said is actually the end of the story of the albatross.
(laughs)
There are a lot of things, aren't there, Tetsuya?
Yes, I'm a zebra.
I see.
Oh, everyone is a zebra.
Everyone?
What? I'm back?
Everyone is a zebra, like Imemoru, Shibuya, and Totsu.
What?!
Everyone is a zebra!
(phone ringing)
...separate, and then they become Kai, Ninja, Imemaru, Chiyo, Tsuji, Imemaru, and they start like this, and it's like that.
(laughs)
Scary.
It's scary to imagine.
So now, those of you who are watching this are also, um...
me.
Scary.
What?!
(phone ringing)
It's Kin-san!